I know that it's february and therefore way past the accepted time frame to make new year's resolutions, but I just started this blog today and figured it would be the perfect way to reveal to the public just how embarrassing my life really is. some are more serious than others, so don't take these too seriously.

Goals:

Incorporate more swear words into my everyday vocabulary.

Learn all the lyrics to E-40’s “tell me when to go” (1 verse down, 2 to go)

“Ghost ride the whip”.

Ghost ride the whip with my boyfriend.

Get a boyfriend.

Graduate with a 4.0.

Become president of something. Anything, really. but not BYUSA.

Get 3 different internships this year.

Run a 10k. wait…is that less than 10 miles? then run 15 miles. or a half marathon. or whatever.

Read 3 more David Sedaris books (I just can’t get enough of this guy).

Meet and befriend Bee Money.

Figure out what I don't want to do with my life, thereby finding what I DO want to do by process of elimination. which should only take about 30 years.